Messages in a Bottle
"As a history buff, I love having a historical artifact like The VSSL Key to open my beer—I won't open one without it! Ok, that's a lie...I still will."
"Pillaged all my mates' money playing five card draw with the Deckhouse Cards. I didn't even know how to play before this. Thanks VSSL!"
“Hey wait a second. Are those my whiskey glasses? They’ve been missing for centuries! I could have sworn I left them in the captain’s quarters…”